kleenexorcism:

500% sure i annoy literally every person

(via beatrixkiddoes)

leiaprincess:

meladoodle:

i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny

well honestly if you think about it, everyone’s funny. you know that reference that you made at lunch the other day that someone didn’t get? technically, that’s funny, but not to them, just to you. so when you say that you couldn’t date someone who wasn’t funny, you’re saying you could date everyone. just like our dna is so different from each other, everyone’s sense of humor is different. some people find the three stooges funny. others think that the idea of an alien who looks like a man traveling through all of time and space is so hilarious that they’ve watched it for years. some may think both are funny. so, in turn, anyone’s funny. people are often “compatible” because their sense of humor matches. everyone’s funny, but you don’t find everyone funny.

remember when you told me you loved me and i said ‘i know’ i thought that was pretty funny

meladoodle:

i honestly could not date someone who wasn’t funny

(via desarios)

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omfg a gang of tiny birds landed on my balcony and they were making so much noise. i went out to see and they were beating/pecking up one of the birds. i broke the fight but the beat up bird flew off </3

littlespacecase:

• Societal expectations of masculinity
• Societal expectations to provide for women
• No long term reversible male birth control
• Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
• Unfair treatment in child custody battles
• No support for male victims of domestic abuse
• Media portrayal of married men as weak morons

Not men’s issues

• The friend zone
• Women not dating you

(via trailingtimes)

borles:

nancy jo, this is alexis neiers calling. i’m calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story. there’s many things that i read in here that were false, like you saying that i wore sIX INCH LOUBOUTIN HEELS TO COURT WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BROWN BB SHOES-

TWENTY NINE DOLLARS

EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT

(via robbstarks)